my least favorite vowel is o
mine is u
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS FOR A SECOND? Because this is my favorite part in the whole movie. Mulan is back to wearing traditionally feminine clothing, and Shan Yu is mocking her “Looks like you’re out of ideas.”
BUT Mulan is all FUCK NO and disarms that asshole with a GODDAMN SYMBOL OF FEMININITY.
NOT TODAY SHAN YU. NOT TODAY.
She defeats him with skills she already had, not by being LIKE A MAN.
THATS why Mulan is frikkin fantastic
One of my favourite things about Harry Potter is that Harry is such an unreliable narrator, not because he’s lying, but because he was so oblivious, just about anything could be going on under his nose and he wouldn’t even notice. It’s great because it supports basically every headcanon. Like, no, Harry would not have noticed if Sirius and Remus were dating, I know he’s The Chosen One but he’s about as perspective as a pile of bricks.
J.K. Rowling should have published The Cuckoo’s Calling under the pseudonym Mark Winjiglo and then revealed in a very Tom Riddle-esque way that it is actually an anagram that says, “I am J.K. Rowling.”
The older I get, the more I understand how right Islam is about everything.
Felt like a brown kinda day
Permanent marker installations by Heike Weber.
I used to fit so easily. That’s it, no more fancy feast.
Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.
house arrest wouldn’t even be a punishment for me
I hate this
Emperors new clothes. Anyone. No. Ok.
FUCK YES THIS BETTER BE REAL
#CHEST BANGING #SCREAMING FROM THE DISTANCE #BLACK WIDOW MOVIE #BLACK WIDOW MOOVIEEEEE #SCREAMING GETS CLOSER #LIKE RIGHT UP IN YOUR FACE #WE’RE TOUCHING NOSES NOW #BLACK WIDOW MOVIE DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE BLACK WIDOW MOVIE RUMORS #CAUSE I DI #D #BOOPS YOUR NOSE #RUNS CHANTING BLACK WIDOW MOVIE DOWN THE STREET NAKED #ENJOY MY BUTT